laura/19/newcastle/stubborn/selfish/sarcastic
kiss and tell

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How rape trials should go? Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.

"There are a lot of similarities between raising chickens and raising kids!"

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lipstick-feminism:

me ME MEEEE

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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durrandi:

The Sims 4: Welcome to Willow Creek

IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL

(Source: ohsims4)

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

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littleblueartist:

never not reblog Scarlett calling idiots out on their bullshit

(Source: alianovnataliasoldblog, via godofgingers)