laura/19/newcastle/stubborn/selfish/sarcastic
kiss and tell

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via melmeatsix)

durrandi:

The Sims 4: Welcome to Willow Creek

IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL

(Source: ohsims4)

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

(via imawalking-travesty)

littleblueartist:

never not reblog Scarlett calling idiots out on their bullshit

(Source: alianovnataliasoldblog, via godofgingers)

pepsimaxing:

this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my tits look banging - a story by me

(via back-ache)

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via back-ache)

ominousallure:

watching clueless right now and this pops up on my dash
keziaaarghhh:

This is my favourite quote about the 1D news.

shialebuffalo:

liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret

(via imawalking-travesty)

dumbkili:

"you need to make this appointment yourself"

image

(via imawalking-travesty)

sirthirstylot:

Dolly Parton interview with Dan Rather, 2014 [x]

Feminism at its best.

(Source: you-belong-among-wildflowers, via sadlittlealien)