laura/19/newcastle/stubborn/selfish/sarcastic
kiss and tell
lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful
Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

(via loser-liv)

chanelondon:

http://chanelondon.tumblr.com/

floozys:

don’t trust people who don’t recognize the talent and bravery kim kardashian has to have turned a sex tape released without her consent into a multimillion empire   

(via helloimtara)

grave-at-trenzalore:

followingthedeer:

sainthannah:

heatherbat:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.

Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.
…and history remembers her as pretty.

AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY

note

this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

youdontreallywantthis:

newkidzonthecock:

i will commit a million crimes until he arrests me.

HOW HARD DID YOU CREEP HOLY SHIT

(Source: adoradordepelos, via imawalking-travesty)

jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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